How to get banned:

Posting CP (Sometimes even so much as posting in a thread about pedos) - Permaban
Replying to a thread in which CP has been posted (That includes saying "Reported") - 2 week ban
Replying to GMask threads. (as they're often full of CP) - 2 week ban
Having a virus (14 day ban)
Call to invasion (permaban)
Camwhoring (*except on /soc/ where you are encouraged to post ur dick)
Impersonating moot
Posting noodz and shit outside of /b/
Running Javascripts
Posting Piccolo Dick on /v/ (Results in "Error: Upload Failed" and instant 14 day ban from all boards)
Post with "Meru Otonashi#merumeru" in the name field (Instant permaban from all boards for "Ban Evasion", worked in February 6, 2011).
Posting "Surgeon" or "The Surgeon" on any board (auto-ban)
Posting "nigger" on /k/, /int/ or /soc/ (auto-ban)
Posting "http://www.korea-dpr.com/", "jew", "jews" or "jewish" on /int/ or /soc/ (auto-ban)
Posting "/r9k/" on /adv/ (auto-ban)
Posting "/new/", "stormfront", "Zionists" on /int/ (auto-ban)
Posting "my face when" on /sp/ (auto-ban)
"Post ending in x" threads
Prove me wrong threads.
Including a link to a banned url in your post such as .on.nimp.org. - Usually 1 day
Typing one of the many autoban words such as anontalk butthurt or other flagged words. - Can range from a 1 day ban to a permaban
Posting the phrase "hands free fapping" (auto-ban)
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